Weapons

Stink-Balls

Stink-balls are thin skinned capsules that get filled with gross liquid known as stink-ball juice.
It is possible to brew your own.
Stink-ball Capsules (SBCs) can be purchased from your local Spyware & Rockets store.

Typical Stink-Ball ingredients include:

* Rotting hammaphore fruit
* Old fishtank water
* Rotting guacamole
* Doublodile saliva
* Grobsnot venom
* Sour walrus milk
* Fresh swed milk
* Pickled fungus
* Slug slime
* Liver

Brew for 1 month on a cast-iron pot over a fire made from the bark of a hammaphore tree.

Once brewed, let chill, and then fill the capsules. Be sure to seal capsules properly so they don’t leak in your backpack or holster.

Yo-Yo Stingers

Yo-yo stingers are electrically-charged yo-yos.

When fighting scallywags, they can be very effective, but they only sting for a few seconds. They are best used to give someone a fright. If you’re involved in deep-combat, with a full squad of scallywags for instance, it’s worth having multiple yo-yo stingers with you.

Freeze-bombs

As the name suggests, these weapons freeze everything within 50 metres of the explosion.
The effect last exactly 15 minutes.

They can be really fun if you time them well.

A freeze-bomb explodes 2 seconds after its been thrown. So try time it just as someone is pouring a glass of water or about to jump into a pool. When the freeze effects wear off it can be really funny.

Freeze-bombs might look simple, but they are actually highly sophisticated devices. They don’t actually involve temperature in any way. Rather they generate F-waves, which are a kind of radio-electromagnetic-micro-vector-wave-multiplier. When activated, the F-waves interact with localalized atmospheric conditions to produce what scientists call the Photo-Stop-Effect. Everything freezes as if it’s in a photograph. Otherwise described as an IPGE (Involuntary Pause-Game Effect).

The effect lasts exactly 15 minutes and is not at all dangerous in itself. Obviously it can result in a dangerous situation, so for example if you ware watching a woman juggle with fire-sticks, and then you throw a freeze-bomb, it’s not guaranteed to she’ll catch the fire-sticks once she unfreezes.

If the pins of two freeze bombs are pulled out simultaneously, the effect will last for 30 minutes (i.e. 2 x 15). The same goes for up to 12 freeze-bombs, i.e. the maximum freeze time due to simultaneous freeze-bomb activation is 180 minutes (i.e. 12 x 15), which is 3 hours (i.e. 180/60 = 3).

Krypto-web

World’s strongest rope and it’s made from the leaf-fibres of a hammaphore tree.
It’s so strong that not even a Saw-toothed Doublodile can chew through it.

The leaf fibres of a hammaphore tree have a unique atomic-viscosity-multiplier which, when boiled and mixed with pumpkin juice, creates incredibly strong sub-atomic micro-micro-micro-micro-micro fibres.

These micro-micro-micro-micro-micro fibres, when interwoven with regular string or rope, form kypto-web. Such is the potency of the sub-atomic micro-micro-micro-micro-micro fibres, that 10 miles of krypto-web can be made from a single hammaphore-leaf.

Krypto-web is manufactured exclusively by the Oshakati Industrial Corporation, a high security facility located near Misty Cliffs. There is one hammaphore tree on facility premises, and it is extremely well looked after. If it not known if any staff members have access to the Hammaphore System.

Slow-Motion-Ifyer

A slow-motion-ifyer allows you to slow down everything around you, but not you yourself. So for example, if you are taking an exam and you need more time, you can just slow the whole room down, and voilà, take as long as you want.

Zap-Flattener

Flattens things, temporarily.
For example, when a person is zapped by a Zap-Flattener, they go totally and completely flat for 60 seconds.

Goop-Goop™

Nasty spray glue.
Doesn’t dry completely.
Great for capturing people – just spray them and then they are stuck in the blob. They can actually breathe from within the blob, so it’s not dangerous, just annoying.

Even though Goop-Goop™ is industrially manufactured, you can make it yourself at home.

These are the recipe proportions:
1 cup walrus milk
1 cup wombat juice
1 cup snolly juice
1 cup osteop milk
12 degg whites
2 cups gelatine
1 cup white flour
2 tablespoons vinegar
5 tablespoons maple syrup
3 drops of invizizz serum
1 gallon of water

Instructions:
Mix it all together in a red bucket at full moon.
Stir counter-clockwise 100 times.
Howl thrice at the moon as loudly as possible.
Stir clockwise 100 times.
Transfer it all into a white bucket.
Leave it in a cool, dark place for 72 hours.
Your Goog-Goop is now ready!

Dublifier

Replicates (or doubles) something if you zap it.
So for example, if you have just one slice of pizzup, but you want two, just zap it.

The dublifyer has a de-dublify button too. So for example, if you create a copy of yourself to attend a boring lesson for you, but then the lesson ends early, and you don’t want a second version of yourself running around, you can easily de-dublify it.

You can create multiple versions of someone or something by repeatedly pressing the dublify button. But be careful when doing this as it can result in unwanted circumstances.

Dublifiers and manufactured by Mgadigadi Technologies. This highly secretive company has a large underground testing facility believed to be somewhere in the foothills of The Foothills. They specialise in highly advanced transformation, transmogrification and transgroffication devices. They also make communication devices.