Andri-Grimminik

Andri-Grimminik Herr-Groggen-Chommen Hummen-Grekken is arguably the world’s most famous water fountain designer. He was born in Slovoslochuckia and makes fountains for the rich and famous worldwide. His cousin’s son’s friend’s sister’s uncle’s aunt’s friend’s neighbor’s dad’s brother’s friend’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter attended Swedhump Elementary.

Famous clients of his include:
* King Edmond the Gurkk
* Queen Jezebel of South-Northern Swottolia
* The Bog-Slotnigg Water Park
* President William Williamson of Williamsville

Andri-Grimminik grew up in a small house below a plumbing warehouse, and when he was just 2 years old he began experimenting with pipes.

By the time he was 3 he was able to fully plumb a 3 bedroom house. By the time he was 4 he had built his first water fountain, which is now in pride-of-place inthe permanent exhibition at The Sniffsonian. By the time he was 5 he had built an aqueduct and accompanying pipe network to provide permanent fresh water to his entire country. By the time he was 6, he had invented the pipe valve integrator.
By the time he was 7, he had invented the dual pipe valve integrator. By the time he was 8, he had invented the dual double pipe valve integrator. By the time he was 9, he had invented the dual triple pipe valve integrator. From then on, bored with inventing pipe valve integrators, he focused exclusively on making water fountains, and the rest is history.