Miscellaneous Characters

Remington-Hobbes (Sir Stephenson)

Inventor of wobble-ball.
World wobble-ball champion 2012-2016.
Known to occasionally be grumpy.
Over-inflated ego.

Professor-Inspector Josiah Stumpnose

Founder and Principal of Stumpnose Elementary.
Allergic to pizzup.
Smells of sardine.


Andri-Grimminik Herr-Groggen-Chommen Hummen-Grekken is arguably the world’s most famous water fountain designer. He was born in Slovoslochuckia and makes fountains for the rich and famous worldwide. His cousin’s son’s friend’s sister’s uncle’s aunt’s friend’s neighbor’s dad’s brother’s friend’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter’s daughter attended Swedhump Elementary.

Famous clients of his include:
* King Edmond the Gurkk
* Queen Jezebel of South-Northern Swottolia
* The Bog-Slotnigg Water Park
* President William Williamson of Williamsville

Andri-Grimminik grew up in a small house below a plumbing warehouse, and when he was just 2 years old he began experimenting with pipes.

By the time he was 3 he was able to fully plumb a 3 bedroom house. By the time he was 4 he had built his first water fountain, which is now in pride-of-place inthe permanent exhibition at The Sniffsonian. By the time he was 5 he had built an aqueduct and accompanying pipe network to provide permanent fresh water to his entire country. By the time he was 6, he had invented the pipe valve integrator.
By the time he was 7, he had invented the dual pipe valve integrator. By the time he was 8, he had invented the dual double pipe valve integrator. By the time he was 9, he had invented the dual triple pipe valve integrator. From then on, bored with inventing pipe valve integrators, he focused exclusively on making water fountains, and the rest is history.

Derek the Eel

Adopted pet eel of Ms. Greenacre.
Found abandoned in a swamp in the middle of Moremi Forest.

Derek is very tame and passive, unless ordered by Ms. Greenacre to attack. Then he is a force to be reckoned with. His two main attack moves are:

[1] The Airborne Flailing Face of Death: This involves being thrown by Ms. Greenacre, usually from high up on her zip-line. As he approaches his prey, he grins the most evil, terrifying and completely intimidating grin.

[2] The Double-Sheep-Shank-Rope-Tie: This involves lightning-speed coiling around the victim’s lower legs, rendering them totally immobile. Please note, it is not actually painful or harmful to the victim in any way. It just traps them till a police triplocopter comes for the.

Li’l Jimmy Jimmy-Sinn

Not much is actually known about Li’L Jimmy Jimmy-Sin, apart from the fact that he has lived his whole life in a castle up on Misty Cliffs.
At school he loved science and inventing things.
Despite being very small, he often got into trouble for bullying other kids, or stealing their school lunches.